Slow As F*ck Sticker

The Slow As Fuck Sticker is the perfect way to embrace your car's personality with humor and style. Whether you're rolling in a daily driver or a project car that's still finding its power, this bold vinyl decal lets everyone know you're not taking yourself too seriously. It's a favorite among JDM, tuner, and Euro enthusiasts who appreciate automotive humor.

Made from premium vinyl that lasts up to 7 years outdoors, this transfer sticker features no background for a clean, professional look on any surface. It's completely waterproof and fade-resistant, so it'll keep looking sharp through car washes, road trips, and whatever weather comes your way. Easy to apply on windows, bumpers, toolboxes, or anywhere you want to add some personality. 

A transfer sticker is a custom sticker that consists of individually cut pieces of vinyl with no background material. It is applied to a surface using a special layer of adhesive transfer tape, which holds the design together for easy and precise placement. This process leaves behind only your design, creating a clean, professional, and seamless "painted-on" look.

Composition of a transfer sticker

A standard transfer sticker consists of three distinct layers:

Paper backing: The bottom layer that the vinyl is originally cut from.

Vinyl sticker: The middle layer, made of the colored vinyl cut into your specific design, text, or logo. The excess vinyl surrounding the design is "weeded" out, leaving only your graphic.

Transfer tape: A clear, adhesive tape on top that holds all the separate pieces of your design in place until they are applied.

TRANSFORM YOUR CAR INTO A REFLECTION OF YOUR PERSONALITY WITH OUR DIVERSE SELECTION OF CAR STICKERS. WHETHER YOU'RE LOOKING TO ADD A SUBTLE DETAIL OR A BOLD GRAPHIC, OUR DECALS ARE THE PERFECT WAY TO MAKE YOUR RIDE STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD.

FROM STYLISH JDM AND EURO DECALS TO FUNNY STICKERS AND CUSTOM DESIGNS, WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR EVERY CAR ENTHUSIAST. ALL OF OUR STICKERS ARE MADE FROM HIGH-QUALITY, 7 YEAR DURABLE VINYL THAT IS RESISTANT TO SUN, RAIN, AND CAR WASHES. THEY'RE DESIGNED TO BE EASY TO APPLY AND REMOVE WITHOUT DAMAGING YOUR CAR'S PAINT, SO YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR STYLE WHENEVER YOU LIKE.

OUR TRANSFER STICKERS OFFER A PROFESSIONAL, PAINT-LIKE FINISH THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CUSTOM PAINTED DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR VEHICLE. UNLIKE TRADITIONAL INK STICKERS, TRANSFER DECALS HAVE NO BACKGROUND - JUST THE DESIGN ITSELF ADHERES TO YOUR CAR'S SURFACE. THEY'RE PERFECT FOR INTRICATE DESIGNS, LETTERING, AND GRAPHICS THAT DEMAND A CLEAN, SEAMLESS APPEARANCE. SIMPLY APPLY USING THE INCLUDED TRANSFER TAPE, PEEL AWAY THE BACKING, AND ENJOY A FLAWLESS, LONG-LASTING RESULT.

EXPLORE OUR COLLECTION AND FIND THE PERFECT STICKER TO PERSONALIZE YOUR CAR AND SHOW OFF WHAT YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT.

ALL ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS, MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY, FROM OUR WEST CHESTER, PA, USA FACILITY. ORDERS PLACED ON WEEKENDS OR HOLIDAYS WILL SHIP THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY. NOTE: ALL SHIPPING TIMES BELOW ARE ESTIMATES AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

FREE USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE

$0.00 - TRACKING / INSURANCE INCUDED

FOR USA ORDERS OF $25 OR MORE

ESTIMATED: 2-8 DAYS

USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE

$5.00 - TRACKING / INSURANCE INCUDED

FOR USA ORDERS UNDER $25

ESTIMATED: 2-8 DAYS

USPS PRIORITY

$12.00 - TRACKING / INSURANCE INCUDED

FOR USA ORDERS OF ANY AMOUNT

ESTIMATED: 2-5 DAYS

TRACKING 

BOTH USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE AND PRIORITY INCLUDE TRACKING. AFTER YOUR ORDER IS FULFILLED, YOU'LL GET AN EMAIL AND/OR TEXT WITH YOUR TRACKING NUMBER. IT MAY TAKE UP TO 24 HOURS FOR THE TRACKING STATUS TO UPDATE, AND IF YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER ON A WEEKEND OR HOLIDAY, IT WILL BE PROCESSED ON THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY.

DELAYS 

STICKERNERD.COM IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY SHIPPING DELAYS. SHIPPING AND TRACKING DELAYS CAN OCCUR DUE TO SEVERAL REASONS. INCLUDING:

● CARRIER DELAYS: THE USPS MAY EXPERIENCE DELAYS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME, WEATHER CONDITIONS, OR OPERATIONAL ISSUES BEYOND OUR CONTROL.

● WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS: ORDERS PLACED ON WEEKENDS OR HOLIDAYS TYPICALLY WON'T UPDATE UNTIL THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY.

● PROCESSING TIME: IT MAY TAKE UP TO 24 HOURS FOR THE INITIAL TRACKING UPDATE TO APPEAR AFTER YOUR ORDER IS SHIPPED.

ADDRESS DISCLAIMER 

IT IS THE BUYER'S RESPONSIBILITY TO ENSURE THE SHIPPING ADDRESS IS ENTERED ACCURATELY. IF YOU REALIZE THERE'S AN ERROR IN THE SHIPPING ADDRESS, PLEASE REACH OUT TO US RIGHT AWAY. ONCE AN ORDER HAS BEEN SHIPPED, WE CAN NO LONGER MODIFY THE ADDRESS. IN SUCH CASES, WE MUST WAIT TO SEE IF THE PACKAGE IS RETURNED TO US. IF IT IS RETURNED, THE BUYER WILL NEED TO COVER RE-SHIPPING, AND WE CAN THEN SEND IT TO THE CORRECT ADDRESS. HOWEVER, IF THE PACKAGE ISN’T RETURNED, WE CANNOT BE HELD FINANCIALLY ACCOUNTABLE FOR ERRORS MADE BY THE CUSTOMER.

DAMAGES AND ISSUES

BOTH USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE AND PRIORITY INCLUDE INSURANCE UP TO $100. PLEASE INSPECT YOUR ORDER UPON RECEPTION AND CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY IF THE ITEM IS DEFECTIVE, DAMAGED OR IF YOU RECEIVE THE WRONG ITEM, INCLUDE CLEAR IMAGES OF THE PACKAGING AND PRODUCT SO THAT WE CAN EVALUATE THE ISSUE.

REFUNDS

AS ALL STICKERS ARE CUSTOM-MADE OR PRODUCED TO ORDER, WE DO NOT OFFER REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES, AND ALL SALES ARE FINAL. THAT SAID, IF YOUR ORDER HASN’T YET BEEN PROCESSED, WE CAN CANCEL IT AND ISSUE A REFUND WITH A $2 CANCELLATION FEE TO OFFSET OUR EXPENSES, OR WE CAN PROVIDE A STORE CREDIT FOR THE FULL AMOUNT.

REST OF THE WORLD

FOR COUNTRIES OUTSIDE USA

RATES CALCULATED AT CHECKOUT. IF ANY, DUTIES-TAXES ARE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BUYER.